Bud Light presents: Real Men of Genius
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan (Mr.
Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify
your absurdly high preseason ranking (clutching at straws!)


Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make
futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose
to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Northwestern score
fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you born (those were the
daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other
program as though that is relevant to the current season
(been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the
regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll
defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease. (we'll win by
thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
and take comfort knowing that when you finish ranked number
twenty, you'll be back to number three when the preseason
polls come out next year

Here's to you Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan. (Mr. Delusional
Michigan Fan!)"

amen to that, its the truth... and notre dame WILL beat u of m tomorrow

well yesterday we had 3 soccer games in portage and we won all of them, so yes ranger soccer is currently undefeated. after that we went to chris bains house for dinner and to spend the night, it was a good time.

the only other news is that my dad is getting a new car, so that means ill finally have my own, yep fantastic news

i think im gonna stop using xanga, so come find me on facebook

Currently Listening Keep It Together By Guster see related

this past week was band camp and it was quite fun

then i spent this weekend up at a friends cottage on lake louise. it was amazingly relaxing and thats exactly what i needed

well i suppose its that time of year again to post my schedule which is kinda a bummer, but we're gonna be seniors so thats sure to be awesome

1-physics stone/ senior authors scobell

2-band

3-senior comp schrotenboer/ philosophy labenz (this one's gonna change since i didnt even sign up for it)

4-calc mills

5-ap enviro west

6-debate medford-tow/ physics stone

just got home from wisconsin, which is kinda good and bad

but i had alot of fun while we were there (and packer training camp was sweet).

we really need to hang out soon, since i havent seen a whole lot of some of you guys yet this summer. im thinkin talladega nights tomorrow or saturday, but if you wanna do something else give me a call 581-8553

see ya

ive been pretty busy lately. last week was work camp and that was alotta fun, we worked at a horse place for most of the time but then we switched to the veterans home on thursday. the car rides and work sites made for some pretty funny times, mostly because jakob blowers is so crazy.

so then yesterday afternoon i went golfing at centennial i had some really nice shots, but mostly i sucked cuz i havent golfed in quite a while.

so this week is stacy camp for soccer in the morning, but we need to do some hangin out cuz this is one of the last open weeks for me, so give me a call if you wanna do something. at the end of the week we're leaving for wisconsin to stop by packers training camp and see the whole family, which will be fun. then a few days after we get back is band camp which will be awesome and after that are soccer tryouts.

its kinda a bummer cuz thats probably gonna go by really quick, but im sure ill have lots of fun. see ya